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Our products are made by hand, so you can be assured the surprise limbs are unique to every purchase!
We only use products that we use ourselves.
After all, torture should be consensual!
Got an awfully good idea? Crawl or limp over and tell us about your nightmare and bring it to life!
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Our products are made by hand, so you can be assured the surprise limbs are unique to your purchase!
We only use products that we use ourselves. After all, torture should be consensual!
Got an awfully good idea? Crawl or limp over and tell us about your nightmare and bring it to life!
Buying direct gives you more savings to buy more shit!
Anastasia is the loving wife, mother and the malevolent chemist in charge of creating the deviously delicious lip glosses and body care items that seek to wonder and mystify even the most hardcore skeptics.
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Tyler is the loving husband, father and the ultimate craftsman behind the wood creations. Responsible for the measures, cuts, and stains on the wood projects that scream brilliance.
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